Andrew Smith

Okay, I was going to post about what I did this weekend... <_<

But against my better judgement, I opted not to.




I thought, you know, a couple days from now and the world is going to talk about Valentine's day and how I need to polish up my handwriting so I can write a decent love letter. (Someone did tell me that actually. Love letter to who?)






I took calligraphy for a while, but just so I could make a fake degree. ;-]














The Ladies Man Of God, (AKA Mark Lowry) has a couple tips for all you single christian homeschool guys out there.

*Disclaimer* the 80's just called, they want their music videos back.






So do you guys think I should do something a little more serious next time? Maybe throw out a few of my favorite pickup lines? Qualifications for the ideal woman?

We just had the presidential primaries just a couple days ago here in Oklahoma. There are some who take these things VERY seriously.


And then... those that think otherwise.
Take a look a this unedited chat transcript.

Kind of crazy these elections eh?

Methinks the candidates should settle it with a fisticuffs match.

Verily!
Or a umm...
UFC champeenship?
Presidential Edition.
LOL

Hah
Iron Obama vs. the HuckaBeekeeper
Those are the best wrestling names I can come up with

Obama vs. Yo Momma.

Haha
Exactly

Me like.

So, who do you think is going to win?

Yo Momma.

I can't say, for security reasons... Who participated in this chat. I will just say that one, or quite possibly both were named Andrew Smith. =)


In other news, apparently I released a Contemporary Christian album...




I believe it may have something to do with THIS. bahaha.

Cover design by my good friend Josh Osborne.


Really the best thing you can do, besides maybe studying the candidates enough to make an INFORMED VOTE, is prayer.
God might not care about the Superbowl, but he is interested in Government. After all, He did institute it.

How much does a pirate pay to pierce his ears?










A buck an ear!


What is the latest pirate movie rated?




Arrrgh!!





Sorry, every now and then I have to tell some pirate jokes. It's something we ninja's do for street cred.